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How's this for a deal - I'm prepared to let you have a FREE kindle copy of my sweary, funny (fuck off man it is!), sad and pretty bloody original novella 'The Spy Who Bluffed Me' about a Geordie bouncer who thinks he's a spook in return for you simply clicking a button to tell your mates about it on Facebook/Twitter/Google Plus - pretty good eh?

How do I get that fantastic offer then you Northern reprobate I hear you ask? Easy my old china (see how I become truly national by slipping into that Old Kent Road rhyming bollocks) just click on the link below and follow the very simple instructions before claiming your prize.

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